Favorite bumper stickers ( part 1 )...

This is part 1 of an almost infinite-part series of my favorite bumper stickers that I have seen in the past, or saw today. Note that the numbers do not signify a rank of the bumper stickers, rather just to keep track of how many I've written down.

1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

2. "Shit happens."

3. "Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert for President!"

4. "I used up all my sick days so I called in dead."

5. "Got beer?"