Some amusing questions to ponder...

Do witches use spell checkers?

Do penguins have knees?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

Do landowners own a piece of land all the way to the center of the earth?

Do libraries put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Do bald people who work in restaurants have to wear hairnets?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

Do French people say, "Pardon my English?" when they swear?

( Courtesy of fun-with-english.co.uk )