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2 + 2 = 5 for Extremely Large values of 2.

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A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!

All computers wait at the same speed.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Backups? We don' NEED no Steenking backups.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay. . .

Best file compression around: "DEL. = 100% COMPRESSION

BREAKFAST.COM Halted. . . Cereal Port Not Responding

BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd Down, 4th Quarter, 5 Yards to Go!

Buy a Pentium 586/200 so you can reboot faster.

C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand In The Corner.

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN DOS\RUN

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?

Definition of an UPGRADE: Take old bugs out, Put New Ones In.

E Pluribus Modem

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. . .

Ethernet( noun ): Something used to catch the Etherbunny.

Error? Impossible! My Modem is Error Correcting.

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to Continue.

File not found. Should I Fake It? (Y/N)

Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Press any key. . . no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!

Press any key to continue or any OTHER key to quit. . .

RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. . .

The name is baud. . ., James Baud.

Ultimate office automation: Networked Coffee.

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

Who's General Failure & why is he reading My Disk?

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

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But the best quote of all time is from 1981 when Bill Gates said:

"640K ought to be enough for anyone."